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Robert McAdoo

Getting to be a drag

There's a place for him, somewhere a place for him …

He hopes.

Now we can only pray for the day the Nuggets trade Carmelo Anthony, so we don't have to hear about his large backside anymore.

If last season's LeBron James coverage was crazed, he was the franchise player of franchise players.

Melo's just Melo, talented but forever young.

Before Chauncey Billups arrived to tell him which way was up, Anthony made the playoffs once in five seasons.

Nevertheless, as the best player out there, and with Nuggets management in its usual confused posture, we're at four months of trade rumors and counting.

It's as if Anthony was born to star in a farce they...