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'Fight Club' author Chuck Palahniuk returns with 'Doomed'

'Fight Club' author Chuck Palahniuk returns with 'Doomed'

"If you hold the door for someone and they don't say, 'Thank you,' that person deserves to be in hell," Chuck Palahniuk rails — in the most mild-mannered way possible.

"It also ticks me off when someone pushes the button on the elevator more than once," complains the author of two nonfiction books and 13 works of fiction, including "Fight Club." "Pretty much everyone in New York is going to hell, because they never push that button fewer than 20 times."

Perhaps it's not surprising that Palahniuk's latest novel is "Doomed," in which the characters are routinely condemned to eternal damnation for such minor social sins as passing...