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Ravens lineman John Urschel will dance his way into your heart with a razor commercial

You can watch Ravens offensive lineman John Urschel play football, or teach math, or make public speaking look easy.

Or you could watch him get "awkwardly sensual."

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It's a shame it took a national advertising campaign for the world to see 6 feet 3 inches and 305 pounds of mathematical genius dance for the world, but these are the tradeoffs we make with capitalism.

Urschel isn't Michael Jackson, but then, neither is Washington Redskins tackle Trent Williams.

St. Louis Rams guard Rodger Saffold can bust a move, but come on: He needed CGI!

Urschel seems to have lifted his late-dance shuffle from none other than Haloti Ngata. What a way to honor the Ravens of commercials past.

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