Last week's ranking in parentheses1. Alabama (3-0): Fans asked to cheer but not go &quot;Hog Wild&quot; on Arkansas on Saturday. (1)2. Oklahoma (2-0): Perk in Bob Stoops' new contract allows unlimited use of school's private tractor. (4)3. LSU (3-0): Whoa stat: Team has scored on last 40 trips into red zone (28 TD, 12 FG). (2)4. Boise State (2-0): Tulsa complains bodies can't adjust to ridiculously early 6 p.m. Mountain kickoff. (3)5. Florida State (2-1): Hang in there: After Clemson this week, schedule really tapers off. (5)6. Stanford (3-0): One player plans to use off week to invent a new Internet search engine. (7)7. Wisconsin (3-0): Fanning is not the Dakota the Badgers are hosting this weekend. (6)8. Oklahoma State (3-0): Doctors say being attached to Oklahoma's hip could cause long-term damage. (8)9. Nebraska (3-0): Cornhuskers are at Wyoming, where stadium capacity minus elevation equals 22,016. (9)10. Texas A&amp;M (2-0): Big 12 says it's doubtful Aggies will get their security deposit back. (10)11. Oregon (2-1): Jolly Green Giant shelves idea for &quot;Frozen Pea Pod 16&quot; division format. (12)12. Virginia Tech (3-0): Ends Grapefruit League play with split-squad game at Marshall. (11)13. Florida (3-0): Gators have won 24 straight consecutive games vs. Kentucky all in a row. (13)14. South Carolina (3-0): NCAA allegations notice tossed in back seat with crumpled parking tickets. (14)15. West Virginia (3-0): Light candle and couch for ESPN GameDay's first appearance. (16)16. S. Florida (3-0): Outscored powers Notre Dame, Ball State and Florida A&M 130-44. (19)17. Arkansas (3-0): Hog-podge for $200: Scored touchdown on opening drive in each of three victories. (20)18. Baylor, (2-0): Any team leaving Big 12 subjected to school's Sunday Sunrise Summons Service. (21)19. USC (3-0): Trojans ask that Syracuse victory count as victory against Big East and ACC. (22)20. Texas (3-0): Oklahoma seeks 100 percent control of Red River Rivalry revenue stream. (24)21. Texas Christian (2-1): Three Horned Frogs RSVP'd for Big East 2012 welcome party. (25)22. Clemson (3-0): Leave it to Alabama-grad coach to snap Auburn's 17-game win streak. (NR)23. Georgia Tech (3-0): Team's 768 yards vs. Kansas fall just short of exceeding Kansas' population. (NR)24. Houston (3-0): Cougars had more problems with La. Tech than they did withUCLa. (NR)25. Illinois (3-0): It just doesn't feel right thatRon Zook is no longer on a hot seat. (NR)Dropped out: Ohio State (23), Auburn (21), Arizona State (18), Michigan State (15).