Last week's ranking at end of comment1. Alabama (1-0): Off to Penn State to play team with anti-Maryland helmets. (1)2. LSU (1-0): Funny how Boise State beat a ranked SEC team before Tigers did. (10)3. Boise State (1-0): SEC fraternities also doubt school, party-wise, could compete on weekly basis. (4)4. Oklahoma (1-0): Pac-12 knows you're interested. Stop sending cheese platters. (2)5. Florida State (1-0): Go ahead and dance the Charleston Southern this week in advance of Oklahoma. (5)6. Wisconsin (1-0): Only 10 days to prepare for Corvallis Kids who lost to Sacramento State. (8)7. Stanford (1-0): Luck needs only 31 TDs vs. Duke to top Elway's school career record of 77. (6)8. Nebraska (1-0): Incoming Fresno State is what you looked like when you were little Cornhuskers. (7)9. Texas A&amp;M (1-0): Move into top 10 subject to approval of Baylor's legal counsel. (14)10. Oklahoma State (1-0): Victory over Arizona's Stoops prelude to victory over Oklahoma's Stoops? (9)11. Virginia Tech (1-0): Schedule so breezy you could dry a load of laundry with it. (15)12. Oregon (0-1): Arraigned in fashion court as accessory to crime of Maryland's helmets. (3)13. Florida (1-0): NCAA cites Brantley for looking like pro in Weis' pro-style offense. (16)14 South Carolina (1-0): At Georgia means Spurrier will try to hang 50 on scoreboard. (12)15. Michigan State. (1-0): We've already forgotten whether Spartans are &quot;Leaders&quot; or &quot;Legends.&quot; (17)16: Ohio State (1-0): Manning/Tressel gives Indianapolis Colts two pains in the neck. (19)17. West Virginia (1-0): People say lightning never strikes same place twice … yeah, right. (21)18. Arizona State (1-0): Mizzou wants to know if roof on inferno will be opened or closed. (22)19. South Florida (1-0): Skip Holtz says Irish toughest team he's played since Navy. (NR)20. Arkansas (1-0): You showed first opponent, but it was Missouri State. (23)21. Baylor (1-0): If Big 12 folds, Bears should be favored to win next year's WAC. (NR)22. Auburn (1-0): Fans who left Utah State game early receive transfer orders to Alabama- Birmingham. (20)23. USC (1-0): Trojans should get extra year of probation every time Kiffin goes for two. (18)24. Texas (1-0): Longhorn Network inks exclusive, 24/7 deal to broadcast &quot;Pong.&quot; (25)25. Mississippi State (1-0): At Auburn this week, but it's nothing Utah State couldn't almost handle. (NR)Dropped out: Notre Dame (11), TCU (13), Georgia (24).