Facing a backlash after its CEO praised President Donald Trump, Under Armour said: "We engage in policy, not politics."

If you're not boycotting Under Armour or have no problem paying what it costs to fly from Baltimore to Dallas for graffiti footwear, then wrap yourself in the Maryland flag, dip your face in Old Bay seasoning and behold:

There are nine colorways available for the UA Highlight MC – Limited Edition. You can tell Maryland's by the presence of the mustachioed Edgar Allan Poe.

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Other Maryland iconography:

  • "The STAR SPANGLED BANNER" and "FT. MCHENRY * BALTIMORE" in a Fort McHenry-shaped outline, backed by the colors of the American flag
  • U.S. Navy officer cap
  • Crab
  • State flag
  • "Charm City"
  • Flag of Baltimore
  • Baltimore oriole
  • "The OLD LINE STATE"
  • State house dome
  • Black-eyed Susan

What it's missing:

  • Berger Cookies
  • Lacrosse stick
  • Chesapeake Bay Bridge
  • Diamondback terrapin
  • Disrespect toward Virginia

If you don't have $139.99 for the cleats, there's always the $49.99 gloves.

Or you can just tell people you're from Maryland (while eating Ledo Pizza and jousting).

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