Last night, after the Orioles dropped their eighth consecutive game, manager Buck Showalter admitted that his players were pressing. "Of course they are," he said. He then turned the attention to the reporter who asked the question and made an analogy about him pressing to produce stories with new-fangled technology.
"You're pressing to come up with a great … whatever you call it," Showalter said at the post-game press conference. "I mean, that's what you're assigned to do. You know, whatever. Blog or blip, or whatever they call them. Or Tweets or Twocks. I don't know. That's what you're paid to do. I got it. I got it."
Close enough, Buck.
(Side note: Somebody get this guy on Twocker.)