Could you imagine Buck Showalter starring in a sitcom? (I mean, besides "Seinfeld.")
Now you don't have to, because Twitter user Ryan Stickel already has the the Orioles manager's golden ticket to stardom. World, meet "Full Birdhouse."
All that's missing is a shot of Showalter driving a convertible full of Orioles across the Chesapeake Bay Bridge.
Also, in this alternate-reality version of "Full House," Manny Machado and Jonathan Schoop are definitely Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. (They already do everything together anyway.) It's probably safe to assume, too, that the episodes with the most laughs would be any with Ubaldo Jimenez starting. Yordano Ventura becomes the show's recurring villain, naturally.
Maybe when rosters expand Sept. 1, we'll get a "Fuller Birdhouse" video. If Netflix can do it, so can the internet.