What do you do with 253 home runs? You can use them to get to the postseason. You can put them in their proper historical context (fifth most in a single season in baseball history). You can study them so as to glean, for instance, how many Taco Bell Crunchwrap Supremes' worth of calories are burned by home run trots during a particular period.
Or you can line them all up, one after the other, in a YouTube montage that's about as long as an episode of "Mr. Robot." That's what the good folks at MLB Productions 21 did. Total runtime: 50 minutes, 24 seconds.
As of this writing, you would need to watch this video in full a little over 30 times to tide you over until the 8 p.m. first pitch. That's not a suggestion, by the way. Please get some sleep.