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Republicans: Take your dead friends to the polls

I am incensed about the allegations that dead people are voting in this election ("Rigged election? No, Elizabeth Warren says, Trump is trailing in polls due to his 'creepy bullying,'" Oct. 19).

A few old friends and myself may look like we are dead but we are actually still breathing.

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Also, why is it said that dead people all seem to vote Democratic? Do Republicans not spend enough time at the cemetery hawking votes?

I am going to contact the Trump campaign and try and set up a town hall meeting at one of the local graveyards. We must stop this trend.

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Republicans, get out and talk to all your dead friend and get them to the voting booth!

Stas Chrzanowski, Canton

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