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Mexico wall likely to spark profitable ladder business

I am very, very interested in the very, very terrific wall that President Donald Trump proposes to build along our very, very porous border with Mexico. However, I need to know a very, very important piece of information about the very, very terrific wall, namely how high it will be ("House speaker getting firsthand look at US-Mexico border," Feb. 22).

The reason for this is that I plan to build a very, very terrific factory that will produce very, very excellent ladders precisely three feet higher than the very, very terrific wall, and employ a very, very large number of Americans to build these ladders. Not only that, I will also be very, very proud to have the IRS release my tax returns to the American public so that they can see that my factory has no connection with Russia, China or any Muslim country.

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I say make America great again by building American products and exporting them to Mexico instead of allowing those very, very despicable Mexicans to steal good American jobs.

Marc Raim, Baltimore

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