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Modern Beatitudes — a Sermon on the Hill by House Republicans

"Accursed be the poor in spirit: for they are whiners and takers.

Accursed be the meek: for they will never be heard on Fox News.

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Accursed be those who hunger and thirst: for they should get a job.

Accursed be the peacemakers: for they endanger war-making profits."

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Upon hearing this from the "Christian right," Jesus wept.

Larry Yeatman, Towson

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