To live in Ruxton you're certified sane
It's one of the neighborhoods' perks.
Behaviors that elsewhere would put you away,
Well, here, they're just little quirks.
'Cause the streets are clean and the air is as pure
As the minds of all of the neighbors.
If you act sort of weird, it's called normal here
Even though you're convinced you're Jim Nabors.
Peg McAllen, Towson