Crazy about Ruxton

To live in Ruxton you're certified sane

It's one of the neighborhoods' perks.

Behaviors that elsewhere would put you away,

Well, here, they're just little quirks.

'Cause the streets are clean and the air is as pure

As the minds of all of the neighbors.

If you act sort of weird, it's called normal here

Even though you're convinced you're Jim Nabors.

Peg McAllen, Towson