I'm a tea party guy, which means I want less spending, smaller government and someone who'll balance the books. That means I won't be voting for President Obama. But I'm also agnostic, pro-gay marriage, pro-abortion, and I detest our involvement in wars we have no business being part of. That makes Republican candidates like Texas Gov. Rick Perry Rep. Michele Bachmann and Sen. Rick Santorum the lesser of two evils in a matchup versus President Obama. And former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney doesn't have a fiscal record that appeals to me. Rep. Ron Paul comes the closest to my own views, and I'll support him, but he's likely going to be irrelevant by the time the primaries roll around here to Maryland.