The president was especially generous with laughable lines last week with his huge flip-flops on China, Russia and NATO, among other things. He was eager to regale Fox News business correspondent Maria Bartiromo with tales from his momentous dinner with Chinese president Xi Jinping, where they shared "the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake that you've ever seen" while he was simultaneously coordinating a cruise missile attack some 6,500 miles away from the so-called Florida White House in Palm Beach. In fact, Mr. Trump was so bursting with swagger that he momentarily forgot which of those pesky places he'd bombed. "So what happens is I said, 'We've just launched 59 missiles heading to Iraq," he recounted. Oops! As we all know, that attack took place in Syria, not Iraq.