What I can't forgive is how Governor McAuliffe would so thoughtlessly try to ruin the dreams of millions of blue crabs who aspire to be Maryland blue crabs because they are, let's face it, the tastiest crabs on the face of the earth. Who invented Old Bay Seasoning? Baltimorean Gustav Brunn. Who invented the crab cake? Well, the history is a little vague but most believe it was popularized in Maryland. Who figured out that a crab should be steamed, not boiled? That's right, the people living in the state with the motto, "Fatti maschil, Parole femine," which translates roughly to "Jimmy deeds, sook-ly words" which may be sexist but at least it's a lot less hostile.