Item: Complaints when profane language appears in newspapers typically assert that such language will have a bad effect on children.
Who are these children reading newspapers?
Item: Opposition to proposals for government-sponsored health care usually express misgivings that such coverage would lead to huge expense, massive paperwork, a slow-moving bureaucracy, and delays in care.
Who are these people who love their insurance companies?
Item: As I drive to work down St. Paul Street, there is always someone in an SUV the size of a Mississippi riverboat fumbling an attempt at parallel parking.