Each moons John McNabutt rights thee same, things about howe: if u cantell what eye means, than its awl OK. As if! Linguists are any more qualificationed than yew or me is to documentify meanings. Y shood we practice agree upon rools. Y shood I use questions of marking*
June McInfires was a a-grade cooty pie. And, also, super smarts. God bless him! Eye like that one picture up there where hes makes a face and with the bowty. Jorunalism writers are the bestestest! Us care about what you care about, Jane McNugget! Your a stare! You could stand up to not right like such a tightass you'resaelf though, you right like my grammer professer....... practice what you preech!
Full marks for inventiveness in ridicule, but the underlying point, to the extent that there is one, appears to be the same intellectually bankrupt point that peevers can't seem to abandon. Discarding even one bogus rule, they say, or acknowledging that standard written English is the correct version, all others being errors, will mean the collapse of all standards and the degeneration of all speech and writing into gibberish. It doesn't happen. All the Englishes in the six centuries since Chaucer, and we're still intelligible. Mainly.