With National Grammar Day (March Fourth) approaching, I had made no plans to write a Grammarnoir episode this year, but this morning I have been challenged on Facebook to produce one.
I make no promises. But I am offering one potential initial sentence. If it looks promising to you, how about you make suggestions about the plot, either publicly or privately.
I was sitting at the bar enjoying a quiet pint of Smithwick's when this nimrod came through the door wearing a Make America Grammatical Again cap and sat down on the stool next to me.