With National Grammar Day (March Fourth) approaching, I had made no plans to write a Grammarnoir episode this year, but this morning I have been challenged on Facebook to produce one.

I make no promises. But I am offering one potential initial sentence. If it looks promising to you, how about you make suggestions about the plot, either publicly or privately.

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I was sitting at the bar enjoying a quiet pint of Smithwick's when this nimrod came through the door wearing a Make America Grammatical Again cap and sat down on the stool next to me.

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