1
Want fries:
with that dunk?:
Maybe he'll be a Terp, so watch Lance Stephenson in the McDonald's All-American Game (8 p.m., ESPN).
2
World view:
The U.S., leading its group, faces Trinidad and Tobago in the final round of World Cup qualifying, in Nashville, Tenn. (7:30 p.m., ESPN2).
3
Quotatious:
Maybe Shaquille O'Neal (left) will get a technical for dissing a ref via Twitter during the Suns-Rockets game (10 p.m., ESPN).
4
Ace place:
It's like tennis' fifth Grand Slam, and the Sony Ericsson Open from Key Biscayne, Fla., is in the quarterfinals (1 p.m., Comcast SportsNet).
5
Bull's-eye:
Buy rubber darts. Turn on Around the Horn. Try to nail Jay Mariotti in the nose every time he talks.