1
Playin' play-in:
We're not supposed to call Alabama State-Morehead State (7:30 p.m., ESPN) the NCAA play-in game. It's the "opening round." What ... ever.
2
NIT pick:
ESPN, ESPN2 and ESPNU are combining for six NIT games tonight. Best picks? Stephen Curry and Davidson vs. South Carolina at 7 on ESPN2.
3
Coach, chill:
Maybe Jerry Sloan won't get ejected in the first quarter - as on Sunday - when his Jazz hosts the Wizards (9 p.m., Comcast SportsNet-Plus).
4
Thin ice:
Wow, three hockey games are on TV tonight (7:30 on Comcast SportsNet and Versus, 10 on CN8). Now, where is that false enthusiasm font?
5
Bracket racket:
Demand that someone in your office run a women's NCAA tournament pool, too. Then shuffle away, muttering, as they laugh at you.