There apparently are people who bet on the Pro Bowl (4:30 p.m., chs. 11, 4). These people should stay out of Maryland once the slots parlors open.
Rest assured, though a pole is involved, no one is dancing with it during Daytona 500 qualifying (1 p.m., chs. 45, 5).
If Maryland wants to go from bubble wrap to bubble team, it has to win games like tonight's (at Georgia Tech, 7:30 p.m., Comcast SportsNet).
really rather drive ...:
Not only is Tiger Woods not in the Buick Invitational (3 p.m., chs. 13, 9), but he's also not endorsing the car anymore.
Love the shoes:
You could watch bowling (PBA Dick Weber Open, 1 p.m, ESPN) or go bowling. You know what The Dude would advise.