So a guy named Obama moves his family from Chicago to D.C., and they make a discovery: we close schools when snow falls. "As my children pointed out, in Chicago school is never canceled," Obama says, incredulous. "Are folks here wimps?" he is asked. "I'm saying, when it comes to the weather, folks in Washington don't seem to be able to handle things," Just wait. Can these transplants take a Chesapeake summer?