Has to be better:
Mike Patrick and Len Elmore are calling tonight's Boston College at Maryland game (7:30 p.m., ESPN2), having used up most of their notes in doing Saturday's Terps-Duke mega-blowout.
you can't see:
With the Capitals in Boston (7 p.m., Versus), they'd better be aware that's close to where a prep goalie has invented open-net-camouflaged goalie pads.
You never know what might happen at the Australian Open (9:30 p.m., ESPN2) - maybe a chair fight or a streaker. Better tie that kangaroo down, sport.
See if the Terrell Suggs idea is gaining. Go to the supermarket and ask for 10 percent off your bill as a "hometown discount."