Announcer 4 U:
The Maryland-Duke game (noon, ESPN) is being called by Mike Patrick and Len Elmore. We're still waiting for Patrick to bring up Britney Spears in the middle of a basketball game.
Not so intense:
Ode to Oden:
Could this be the first 30-point game for Greg Oden (left)? The Blazers host the Wizards (10 p.m., Comcast SportsNet), and did you see the defense Washington didn't play against the Lakers?
It's a football all-star game for Latino players, the Senor Bowl. Oops, sorry, that's the Senior Bowl (7 p.m., NFL Network).
They got skillz:
NHL players show off in the All-Star Super Skills Competition (7 p.m., Versus). You're going to love Alex Ovechkin's impression of Jack Nicholson.