In the basement:
Long Island travels to Emmitsburg to face Mount St. Mary's (7 p.m., MASN). LIU is the Blackbirds, but only one black bird matters around here.
And no crab dribble:
See the new, improved free-throw stylings of Shaquille O'Neal (Suns at Nuggets, 10:30 p.m., TNT) - or, as he now calls himself, "Shaq-ovic."
Too bad eight-tracks are gone. Show your purple pride by getting a Deep Purple (left) greatest hits CD and playing "Smoke on the Water" at full blast on the car stereo.