Miami vs. Florida State 2 p.m. [ESPN2]
Now, if this were football, we'd really have something. Oh, and it would probably help if it was about 10 years ago, too.
Austria vs. Germany 2:30 p.m. [ESPN]
We're guessing there is some kind of bet here involving sausages and sauerbraten. But neither team better eat any before the game.
Criterium du Dauphine Libere 5 p.m. [Versus]
Mr. Flip doesn't have to pronounce it, just type it. But he's certain it would drive you wild to hear him speak French.