I can't believe my good fortune.
The Blue Man Group is scheduled to appear tonight at the BankAtlantic Center in nearby Sunrise, which means I don't have to go all the way to Las Vegas to find something to do on a Saturday night.
I've never gotten the Blue Man phenomenon, but maybe I'm in the minority, since ticket prices range from $49.50 to $75.
I'd rather spend tonight painting the town red, though.