Poetic farewell for Baja Beach Club, Baltimore's downtown party spot

The Baltimore Sun

At 2 a.m. Sunday, Baja Beach Club's final bender -- at least in its current location -- will come to an end.

The club, which has drawn legions of partyers in its 16-plus-year life span, will close its doors March 2. And unless a new home is found, we might never see it again.

That means no more tipsy crowds tripping across Lombard Street, snarling traffic just to stand in line.

Yes, Baja was just a party zone. But it was Baltimore's party zone. And, as such, it deserves a proper sendoff.

AN ODE TO BAHA BEACH CLUB

When we had a thirst

For cheap bottled beer

We went to you first

For (sleazy) good cheer.

The girls in short skirts

The guys with gelled hair

And unbuttoned shirts,

You knew they'd be there

To devilishly flirt

And cast off all care.

The beats you would bump

Were heavy indeed

They made our hearts thump

And eardrums bleed.

The chicks would get randy

The bros would high-five

They loved the eye candy

And knew how to jive.

Baja brought the heat

And West Coast flair

To East Lombard Street

Few clubs could compare.

It was dirty

It was slimy

It was flirty

It was grimy.

Lines snaked out the door

People waited to get in

There some hit the floor

From drinking too much gin.

Soon, the party stops

And the lights will go out

Baja's lease has been dropped

No more frolicking about.

Bye-Bye

Baja

We boohoo

For you.

sam.sessa@baltsun.com

Baja Beach Club's last night is Saturday. Doors open at 8 p.m. The club is at Lombard Street and Market Place. For more information, call 410-727-0468 or go to myspace.com/bajabalt imore.

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