Can't believe my good fortune. The producers of The Biggest Loser, NBC's hit weight-loss reality show, will be in Pompano Beach today casting for next season.

Loser recruits overweight people to go on a weight-loss program and compete for a huge monetary prize, in this case $250,000. The only problem with this casting call is that the show is looking for teams of two to make a combined effort to lose the most weight.

I wonder if Sidney Ponson is doing anything today.