This is living. The bus convoy that carried us to Super Bowl Media Day at University of Phoenix Stadium in Glendale, Ariz., got a huge police escort that - get this - slowed travel on Interstate 10 to make room for us during morning rush hour. That's service.

Just like to send along a little note to the Maryland State Police: I'd appreciate the same kind of courtesy on the Beltway. In exchange, I'll agree to do the MSP Polar Bear Plunge every year.