7 p.m. [ESPN]
Honestly, my best recommendation is Friday Night Lights, but if you insist on nonfiction athletics and have a certain morbid curiosity about the train wreck known as the Miami Heat (now an incredible 8-29), you can tune in for a recovering Shaq (hip) and D-Wade against a fairly decent Portland lineup. Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, and witness the disintegration of a once-vibrant team just a season and a half removed from an NBA championship.