Go. Get out on the water - because a day on the water can be better than a day on land. As Kenneth Grahame wrote a century ago in his famous children's classic, The Wind in the Willows, "There is nothing - absolutely nothing - half so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats."
From motoring around creeks and harbors in a water taxi to taking a quiet sunset cruise to the Bay Bridge to watching your kids play buccaneers on a pirate cruise, the Baltimore-Annapolis area offers plenty of opportunities to mess about in boats. If you're not a sailor (no shame in that) and not a boater (a little shame), if, in fact, you want nothing to do with the responsibility of owning, caring for or operating a watercraft, then maritime solutions are available.
Although the summer season is winding down, many cruises still run through October. A mainstay in Annapolis, Watermark's fleet of 11 boats has been running cruises and charters out of the Annapolis City Dock for 35 years. Apparently, the only thing better than being on the water is working on the water.
"I look to the left, look to the right, and when no one is looking, I bust out in a snicker. They are paying me to do this," says Dean F. Scarborough, who for 11 years has been piloting Watermark's fleet. "You can create memories on water you can't on land."
Maybe so. But this is certainly a fact: No two days are alike on the water.
"That's what makes me do this every day, 12 hours a day," says Jennifer Brest, a boat captain. At Pusser's Landing at the Annapolis Marriott Waterfront Hotel, Brest and her parents own and operate the twin wooden schooners Woodwind and Woodwind II. On a clear or rainy day, the two-hour cruises sail daily (except Mondays) out of the City Dock.
"Being on the water is a mental vacation," Brest says.
As on other cruises, no boating skills are required onboard either Woodwind. This is good news for the unskilled boater. Guests can raise the sails or just raise their beer bottles. They can steer. Or they can do nothing. "The do nothing" aspect is attractive.
Earlier this month, the Woodwind went out for its usual 4 p.m.-6 p.m. cruise. The following is a ship's log from an unskilled sailor:
Clear skies, winds out of the southwest. Passengers sit where they like - except beyond the rope in the Woodwind's bow. The crew issues specific instructions regarding the limitations of the sailboat's electrical toilet. All take heed about the "head."
Leaving the dock now under power, then under sail.
"I always ask each group, 'What's the best moment of sailing?' Drinking, they say," Brest says. "No, no. This is the best moment." She turns the engine off. There's no quiet like the quiet of a sailboat.
Reading the boat names while leaving Annapolis Harbor: Good Life, Slow Dancing, Destiny, Endless Summer. Collectively, these boats have another name: Boats We Will Never Afford. Life-jacketed sea dogs balance in the bows, just keeping an eye on things.
"Pull, pull, pull," commands a Woodwind crew member, as ersatz sailors help hoist the mainsail. Others notice the red and green tell-tales - those flapping or flaccid yarn pennants attached to both sides of a sail. Sailors want the tell-tales parallel to indicate equal pressure. If not, the captain might have to change direction or bring in the sail.
"Keep your head down!" a crewmember bellows. The aluminum boom jerks across overhead - just barely. Then, guests feel the hulking weight of the 74-foot schooner shift as it comes across the wind.
One can work up a mighty thirst watching others do the work onboard. There is free bottled water. There are $4 "Small Craft Warning" Maryland microbrews. Water. Beer. You pick.
Here's an observation: Sailors do like waving to each other. Waving all over the place at each other. They even talk to each other because there's no engine noise to drown them out.
An hour slides by on the water, just like that. Nearing the halfway mark of the tour. The Chesapeake Bay Bridge is nearing - a hazy, phantom of spans.
Passengers look at a scrapbook of behind-the-scenes photographs of Wedding Crashers. Filmed in part on the Woodwind II, the 2005 comedy starred Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn and Christopher Walken, who, as one photograph proves, was not steering the schooner alone. A crew member had his hand on the wheel.
Now passing the "A" channel marker, where ospreys nest and whistle. Fleeting thought: a mutiny! Assume control of the Woodwind and sail her across the channel into Whitehall Bay, thread that narrow channel and dock at Cantler's Riverside Inn. Soft-shell crab, beer, the works. All nerve is lost, however.
The schooner is in proud company on the water today: midshipmen from nearby U.S. Naval Academy out on their sailboats. They don't wave as much; they appear to be concentrating. And there - the white sail fins of the Optimist junior racing fleet - young kids sailing solo in packs of these stable "Optis," as the boats are called.
Finally, the Bay Bridge clearly before us. The Woodwind banks south and makes its wide turn back to begin the slow six miles to the Annapolis harbor. Talk onboard turns to a possible seafood dinner at O'Learys - or just having a drink back at Pusser's Landing. The crew passes around a basket of munchies.
Seeing the same boat names coming back into Annapolis harbor. Even the same sea dogs seemingly await the schooner's return.
Close enough to 6 p.m., the crew ties off at the dock at Pusser's. Come on, the captain says, take off those sunglasses and squeeze in for a group picture.
The tip jar isn't ignored as guests disembark.
Captain Brest was right from the beginning. The best moment isn't the drinking.
It's the quiet.
Cruising Around Annapolis and Baltimore Harbors
Tours include Annapolis Harbor and the U.S. Naval Academy, Spa Creek, Severn River and Thomas Point Lighthouse. There also are Chesapeake Bay Bridge cruises. Fleet includes the Lady Sarah, Harbor Queen and Annapolitan II. Most cruises run through September. All leave from Annapolis City Dock. Prices vary. watermark journey.com. 410-268-7600.
Pirate Adventures on the Chesapeake
Complete with treasure maps and water canons for the kids, the Sea Gypsy pirate ship sails from Annapolis Harbor six times daily, Saturdays and Sundays, through Oct. 28. Tickets are $18. No admission for children younger than 3. Chesapeakepirates.com. 410-263-0002.
Two-hour cruises on the identical 74-foot schooners Woodwind and Woodwind II depart three times daily (except Mondays) from Pusser's Landing, next to the Annapolis Marriott Waterfront Hotel. Cruise times through September: 12:30 p.m., 3 p.m. and 5:30 p.m. In October, times are 12:30 p.m., 3 p.m. and 5 p.m. Prices vary. Schoonerwoodwind.com. 410-263-7837.
Annapolis Small Boat Rentals
"We're dog friendly!" says the Web site. Rent 17-, 18- or 21-foot boats (yacht tenders) by the hour, half day or full day. Rentals available through October. Prices vary. Location: Sarles Boatyard & Marina, 808 Boucher Ave. asmallboatrental .com. 410-268-2628.
Annapolis Water Taxi
Serves Annapolis Harbor, with continuous on-demand trips to Spa and Back creeks. Runs through October. Tickets are $2-$4.50, depending on destination. 410-263-0033.
Baltimore Water Taxi
Continuously serves 35 locations around the Inner Harbor. An all-day ticket is $8 for adults; $4 for children younger than 10. 800-658-8947 or 410-563-3901 for estimated time of arrivals at landings. (Most arrivals are every 18 minutes.) thewatertaxi.com.
Baltimore Harbor Cruises
Fleet includes The Bay Lady, Lady Baltimore and Prince Charming. Among other cruises, the 60-minute sightseeing tour aboard the Prince Charming runs four times daily. Tickets are $12.95 for adults and $8.95 for children 3-10. Harborcruises.com. 410-727-3113.
The Black-Eyed Susan
Brunch, crab feast and "Murder Mystery" cruises are offered onboard the paddlewheel Black-Eyed Susan. Passengers board at Broadway Pier in Fells Point. Public cruises run until Oct. 28. Prices vary. baltimorepaddlewheel.com. 410-342-6960.[ROB HIAASEN]