WHAT THEY'TRE SAYING
When you see the latest Viagra commercial - featuring a takeoff on Elvis' "Viva Las Vegas" - you start to wonder: Who knew ED could be so much fun?
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Sidebar hijinksThe Sidebar Tavern, 218 E. Lexington St., throws a carnival featuring thumb wrestling, Natty Boh can tossing, face painting, balloon breaking and more. Some drink specials run all night. 9 p.m. Free. 410-659-4130 or sidebartavern.com.
Staind alumAaron Lewis of Staind stops by Rams Head Live, 20 Market Place, for his "Have Guitar, Will Travel" tour. 7 p.m. for the all-ages show. $35-$59.50. 410-244-1131 or ticketing.ramsheadlive.com.
Missionary satireThe Unmentionables, Bruce Norris' satire about a group of American missionaries who stir up trouble in an African village, is at Woolly Mammoth Theatre Company, 641 D St. N.W., Washington, through Sept. 23. Tonight's pay-what-you-can preview is at 8 p.m. Tickets sold at the theater 90 minutes before showtime. 202-393-3939.
Human vs. BullSee 25 professional International Bull Riders attempt to survive some tenacious bulls in the rodeo at tonight's J Bar W Ranch "Battle of the Beasts." Watch as the riders try to stay on the bulls for eight seconds with one arm in the air. The event will begin at 7 p.m. in the Horse Show Ring, Maryland State Fairgrounds, 2200 York Road, Timonium. 410-252-0200 or marylandstatefair.com.
A skating lifePro skateboarder Ryan Sheckler, 17, is the topic of the new MTV reality show The Life of Ryan. He may live the good life on tour, but at home in California he still has girl trouble and a curfew. 10:30 p.m. on MTV.
It is back to school time for the college set. Plenty of parents will miss their kids like crazy in less than a week, but Susan Reimer can't wait to get the refrigerator back.
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Rape trial closing
The child sexual abuse and second-degree rape trial of Charles Carroll continues with closing arguments this morning in Baltimore Circuit Court. Carroll was arrested in 2005. He had been teaching at Community Initiatives Academy despite having been convicted in 1995 of second-degree murder. His first trial ended in a mistrial after a school administrator improperly testified about two other teenagers accusing Carroll of sexual abuse.baltimoresun.com/maryland
Gardener of the week
Jim and Sue Hudson have managed to exercise their green thumbs on the small patio of their Abingdon apartment.baltimoresun.com/gardener
Box office report
Michael Sragow surveys the scene to see how the weekend played out in area movie theaters. baltimoresun.com/criticalmass
Televised mayoral debate
Baltimore's Democratic candidates for mayor are set to debate tonight, with both WBAL-TV and Maryland Public Television broadcasting the hour-long event.baltimoresun.com/maryland
First day of classes
Children across the Baltimore region return to public school classes this morning.baltimoresun.com/maryland
Back to SchoolStay up on important school developments throughout the region by reading our education blog.baltimoresun.com/classroom
Photo EdgeChris Assaf takes you behind the scenes of his assignments as a Sun photographer.baltimoresun.com/photoedge
1Drug dogsPit bulls are being bred by drug dealers in Baltimore's inner-city neighborhoods because of their aggressive nature, a breed quality that can be manipulated to sadistic extremes.
2Housing slumpAverage home-sale prices in the first six months of the year fell in more than half of Baltimore's suburban communities and a third of city neighborhoods.
3On the runwayGet a peek at the sleek, sophisticated fashions that will be big this fall.
4Football previewVirginia Tech is expected to win big this season, something the Hokie family would certainly welcome following recent turmoil.
5Budget battleWhen Gov. Martin O'Malley submits a balanced budget this January, it will reflect painful choices. See what choices you would make if you had to make the decisions.