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We have access to tow trucks that could have handled a Polish sausage, not just a hot dog."

- MATT SMITH of Chicago's Streets and Sanitation Department, explaining how the city would remove the illegally parked 27-foot Oscar Mayer Wienermobile from a downtown street. City police affixed a $50 parking ticket to the Wienermobile - with some relish.

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