Bad breath? Good luck

The Baltimore Sun

If your breath reeks and you really want to watch a minor league baseball game, you're in luck. Tonight, the Baysox are holding Bad Breath Night to "honor" halitosis.

And really, it's about time somebody honored halitosis. I can't wait to see the list of guest speakers.

One of the Baysox interns - probably the one who keeps showing up late and taking the general manager's parking spot - will judge which fan has the worst breath. Prizes will be given out. And a variety of other promotions will be going on.

Every fan leaving Prince George's Stadium will receive a breath mint. I'm serious.

Beats the heck out of Fireworks Night.

I'm having liver and onions for dinner tonight. That could do it.

My breath mint had better be the size of a Frisbee.

roch.kubatko@baltsun.com

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