Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Rating -- PG-13
What it's about -- The crew of the Black Pearl sets out to rescue Captain Jack from Davy Jones' Locker, and fight a battle with the forces of evil.
The Kid Attractor Factor -- The whole motley crew is back.
Good lessons/bad lessons -- "Take what you can. Give nothing back."
Violence -- Impalings, shootings, hangings.
Language -- As clean as the theme park ride.
Sex -- A little leg, and a lot of yo-ho-ho's.
Drugs -- Rum, ye scurvy dog.
Parents' advisory -- If your child is old enough to sit through 2 hours and 45 minutes of chat and mayhem, and they loved the first two, go. OK for 10 years and older.
Waitress
Rating -- PG-13
What it's about -- Unhappy pregnant waitress works through her problems by making heavenly pies.
The Kid Attractor Factor -- Keri Russell.
Good lessons/bad lessons -- Life is never so dark that you can't remedy what ails you with a good homemade pie.
Violence -- Precious little.
Language -- Some profanity.
Sex -- Discussed, relished or dreaded.
Drugs -- None.
Parents' advisory -- Pretty adult in themes, and its treatment of pregnancy; younger kids won't get what it's really about or catch the whimsy.
The Orlando Sentinel