Who went home:
No one! Really.
According to Ryan Seacrest, last night's results were the most shocking ever! And for once, he was only slightly exaggerating. After two hours of charity appeals, the Idol powers that be apparently thought it would be tacky to snuff out one of the singers. But next week, they will send home two singers based on the votes from this week and next.
It would be easy to call the special cheesy (i.e. the dead Elvis and undead Celine Dion duet). But to its credit, the show raised at least $30 million last night for charities.