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Roch around the clock

An 84-year-old World War II veteran and his wife have won a $254 million lottery in Missouri.

Asked what he'll do with his winnings, Jim Wilson replied: "What winnings?"

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Meanwhile, I'm driving a '97 Cavalier, in case you haven't heard.

Seriously, what would you do if you won that much money? Me? I'd sign Carlos Zambrano when he hits the free-agent market next winter.

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That should just about cover it.

Roger Clemens threw batting practice yesterday at Minute Maid Park in Houston, then told reporters that he was undecided about whether he'll pitch this season.

Brett Favre heard about this and replied: "Make up your mind."

roch.kubatko@baltsun.com

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