Pan's Labyrinth
Rating -- R
What it's about -- A young girl enters the world of fairies during the Spanish Civil War.
The Kid Attractor Factor -- A child is the heroine, and magical creatures are her sidekicks.
Good lessons/bad lessons -- Follow instructions to the letter, and protect the innocent.
Violence -- Quite a bit; some of it of a bloody, stabbing and torturing variety.
Language -- Profanity of the nastiest kind, in Spanish.
Sex -- None.
Drugs -- Potions and poisons and booze and morphine.
Parents advisory -- Inappropriate for 12-years-old-and-under, it's pretty edgy (and subtitled) and should appeal to teens and adults.
Primeval
Rating -- R
What it's about -- A massive crocodile is eating its way through Africa, and a TV news crew wants to capture it as a ratings stunt.
The Kid Attractor Factor -- A killer croc eating a TV crew.
Good lessons/bad lessons -- Don't drink the water. Don't go in it.
Violence -- Croc-chomping on people, gunplay, machete killings.
Language -- The language, at least, is more PG-13. Some profanity.
Sex -- Nope.
Drugs -- None.
Parents advisory -- Shockingly violent and tasteless for a Disney movie.