For all of you Corey Patterson fans out there, and the bandwagon only has a few seats open, he's arbitration-eligible after the season. And I'm pretty sure he's looking at a nice little raise.
Hayden Penn update: He's expected to make his first rehab start at Double-A Bowie, perhaps on Sunday.
First it was short-season Aberdeen, then Triple-A Ottawa. Now we're being told Bowie.
Get your Delmarva Shorebirds tickets, just in case.
Looking at the starting lineups for the All-Star Game, I keep having the same thought over and over: Mark Loretta? Really?
I'm told the Indians and White Sox are campaigning hard for Travis Hafner and A.J. Pierzynski, respectively, to win the Internet fan vote. Just a heads-up, Orioles fans, if you want Ramon Hernandez on the squad.
White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen completed a two-hour sensitivity-training program, then ordered the instructor to hit his car in the parking lot.
The woman who is accused of stalking broadcaster Bob Uecker has been ordered not to attend any Milwaukee Brewers games.
In a related story, 25,000 other Milwaukee residents have began stalking Bob Uecker.
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