The headline on a wire story about Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger visiting the team's complex reads: "Roethlisberger Drops In"
My first thought: I hope he didn't land on his head.
David Hill, the editor of Outside Pitch magazine who now lives in Seattle and works at Microsoft for MSN Entertainment, provided the following gem in an e-mail to me, while we were discussing the latest performance-enhancing drug controversy in baseball: "Sidney Ponson wore a wire last year, but all the Feds could hear was chewing, burping and police sirens."
Now that's funny.
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