All That Glitters


June had barely begun, but the legendary French Riviera celebrity bastion of St.-Tropez already had its first scandale of the summer.

All across the seaside village, fresh piles of the June 10 issue of La Tribune de St.-Tropez declared the breaking news. From socialites shopping in the Rodeo Drive-like stores along Rue Francois Sibilli to the jet-setting playboys and billionaires trawling the coconut-oil-scented fleshpots along Mediterranean beaches, the summer crowd that arrives early suddenly found a disturbing front-page discovery that would once have been unthinkable.

"This just in," the article announced, accompanied by snapshots of Mary-Kate Olsen, Naomi Campbell and Bono disguised in an array of hats and sunglasses at various St.-Tropez locations. "Stars are now coming to St.-Tropez simply to vacation, and are opting to go out incognito."

For an instant, everything St.-Tropez stood for seemed to be called into question. But before the consummate see-and-be-seen party haven could fully contemplate the inconceivable dimming of its wattage, hope sprang a few days later from the sea.

As incognito as a monster truck arriving at the White House, the 160-foot power yacht Passion cruised into St.-Tropez's old port, navigated its bulk past the rustic ocher buildings lining the harbor and settled directly before the busy dockside cafes.

Tanned, jewelry-bedecked women stared from behind Chanel sunglasses while tourists snapped pictures of an American hip-hop titan and his girlfriend, an immediately recognizable R&B; singer in shorts and high heels, descending the gangway. As the pair got into a waiting minivan, the man flashed the victory sign to bedazzled onlookers.

"Excuse me," said a balding middle-aged traveler with an Australian accent and Bermuda shorts as he tapped a fellow gawker. "But was that Jay-Z and Beyonce?"

This just in: Don't look for St.-Tropez in the obituaries anytime soon.

Summer after summer, year after year, the former Roman colony whose name has become a byword for sun-soaked shores and champagne-soaked revelry swells with the pleasure seekers, the rich, the superrich and the flesh-and-blood incarnations of characters usually seen on magazine covers and shareholder reports.

The ritual is as regular and irrepressible as the Cote d'Azur tides themselves: The yachts barrel in, the Ferraris roll up, the paparazzi take up position, the vacationers gape and wave.

Between the Rolex Cup sailing races in June and the Porsche parade in fall, St.-Tropez, a provincial maritime village of about 5,500, expands tenfold, becoming a traffic-choked pageant where one finds, to quote the French daily newspaper Figaro, "the greatest number of famous faces per square meter."

For VIPs, would-be VIPs and regular weekenders alike, the attractions are the same: charming old streets, a Dionysian beach scene and perhaps the most decadent nightclubs in the world.

"It's always beautiful, it's always solid, and yachts always need somewhere to go," says Lee Harrington, a New York writer who has visited the resort several times and will summer there again this month. "As people get richer, as the world turns, the place just seems to get more 'St.-Tropez.'"

"Non, non, non, non, non," says Bernard Kerob, a longtime provider of helicopter shuttle service to St.-Tropez -- whose clients have ranged from splurging families to Julia Roberts -- when asked if he has ever witnessed a decline in the popularity of his town among the high-season masses. "Never."

Sitting Buddha-like behind his desk, arms folded over his middle-age paunch, Kerob offers a nugget to explain St.-Tropez's apparently unflagging appeal to all income brackets: "It's mythic," he says, as though expressing a universally accepted axiom. "St.-Tropez is mythic."

Fittingly, that myth began with a celebrity on a ship. When in the 1880s writer Guy de Maupassant tacked his sailboat Bel-Ami into a largely isolated fishing community, he found a charming hamlet that he described in his 1888 memoir Sur l'Eau (On the Water) as looking "like a seashell wet by the salt water and nourished by fish and the sea air."

Soon, the masses followed. The neo-Impressionist painter Paul Signac sailed into port in 1892 aboard his yacht Olympia and invited Henri Matisse and other painters to capture the rapturous Mediterranean color and light. The end of World War II brought Parisian writers -- Jean-Paul Sartre, Simone de Beauvoir, Jacques Prevert -- who created a summertime Left Bank at the portside Senequier and Gorille cafes.

But it was the body of the young Brigitte Bardot -- she's still a resident of the town, though rarely seen -- rolling in the St.-Tropez surf in the 1956 film And God Created Woman that, almost by fiat, gave birth to the sultry playground of the emerging jet-set age.

By the time Mick and Bianca Jagger tied the knot at the Chapel of St.-Anne in 1971, the place's notorious indulgences had cemented its reputation as St. Trop: St. Too Much, in French.

Today, Maupassant's Tropezien village, his "simple daughter of the sea," is a bikini babe with a 24-hour partying streak and an entourage that routinely includes Naomi Campbell, Bruce Willis, Ivana Trump, Denise Rich, Diddy, Rupert Everett and scores of other boldface names.

On a sweltering afternoon in mid-June, three Eastern European daughters of the sea -- well, the sea of short skirts and forbiddingly large, black sunglasses -- are carrying the St.-Trop flag.

Looking like the unlikely offspring of Zsa Zsa Gabor and Darth Vader, the trio grinds to club music next to a crowded outdoor pool by the beach. All around are UV-soaked men and topless women, their skin as oily and brown as freshly unwrapped Slim Jims, who lie sprawled like lotus eaters on billowing white canopy beds and mattresses. White-clad waiters rush about with water-beaded buckets of champagne as a blonde in a white bikini begins to do acrobatic contortions, much to onlookers' delight.

It's business as usual at Nikki Beach, one of the 30-odd beaches on the Bay of Pampelonne, a three-mile stretch of sand that forms the mythic epicenter of the Riviera.

In a land where each beach has its own vibe and clientele -- Liberty is for nudists, Coco is popular with gays, ritzy Club 55 feels like a Beverly Hills country club -- Nikki Beach (which also has clubs in Marbella, Miami, St. Bart's and elsewhere) styles itself as a nightclub in broad daylight. The gimmick seems to be working. Extravagant partyers, self-styled big-shots, scantily clad sirens and various entertainment stars (real and imagined) seem only too happy to kick off their round-the-clock bacchanal under the noonday sun.

Like a Roman emperor in his harem, a sandy-haired Dutch-born casino operator named Arno Van Dorst sits barefoot in jeans and a pink Izod shirt on a huge white floor cushion, basking in the afternoon rays with a chilled bottle of Moet & Chandon. About 10 feet away, a magazine photographer slowly circles a trio of lithe, dark-haired beauties lying seductively intertwined. Van Dorst has been on the Riviera since driving his Porsche Cayenne down from his base in Warsaw a few weeks earlier, but it's his first time at Nikki Beach.

"It's fantastic, it's wonderful," he says, as the three divas -- his wife, sister-in-law and niece -- giggle and pose. He hands a glass of champagne to his friend, Jeroen, a swarthy Dutchman who charters his 1930s sailboat for $22,000 a week from his home in Cannes.

For hedonism, Nikki Beach's only serious competitor is La Voile Rouge, a beach club famed for champagne-spraying free-for-alls that make most World Series celebrations look like a kiddie party at Chuck E. Cheese's.

Anecdotes are legion about rich industrialists buying bottles and bottles of Dom Perignon ($1,350) that ultimately wind up in the hair of near-naked young women and other beachgoers. To judge from the menu, which is covered in photos of the club's late owner, Paul Tomaselli, madly firing bottles of bubbly, as well as pictures of celebrity clients like Sylvester Stallone -- one could wring out the mops at day's end and produce enough sparkling wine to inebriate a battleship full of promgoers.

But on this particular afternoon, to the chagrin of some, there is no booze bath. In spite of loud music, a "fashion show" -- a parade of robust girls in skimpy beachwear -- and a steady stream of well-heeled internationals arriving on tenders from huge ships bobbing offshore, the scene never quite reaches its fabled boiling point.

No matter. As dark helicopters deliver VIPs to oceanside landing pads, clients and staff members sit at umbrella tables and offer tales of abandon either lived or witnessed.

"Last summer I got knocked out," says the DJ, a New York transplant called MC Spade, explaining that the volley of corks requires that employees don football helmets and firefighter's hats when the blasting begins. "A guy opened a bottle and BOOM! I was bleeding."

A German businessman chatting with him is not surprised. "One afternoon I was here and some guys spent 150,000 euros on champagne," says Tilo Kuhnke, who runs a "bungee trampoline" company, shaking his head in disbelief. "I was there when the bill arrived. There were bathtubs full of huge bottles. It was incredible."

As the third weekend in June arrives, the town is awash in its mythology, past and present. At the 17th-century citadel overlooking the town a soiree pays tribute to Francoise Sagan, author of Bonjour Tristesse and a former habitue of St.-Tropez who died last year.

On the opposite flank of the harbor, the Annonciade museum is opening its 50th season with Eclats du Fauvism, a retrospective of works by Matisse, Dufy, Andre Derain and other painters who found in St.-Tropez the inspiration for their electric, groundbreaking experiments in color. Between the two, the ubiquitous tooth-white yacht of Jay-Z and Beyonce sits moored against the quay, nestled between equally gargantuan cruisers with names like One More Toy.

Night descends in a flaming pink sunset, and the sounds of boat horns and sea gulls mix with the chainsaw buzz of dolled-up girls on scooters zipping off to cocktail lounges and parties. Somehow they can flawlessly navigate in high heels, tight dresses and bulbous safety helmets over manes of hair.

Fresh from post-beach showers, Italian families, German couples and loads of St.-Tropez summer residents clad in white linen crowd the harborside tables at Cafe Senequier. Together they participate in a twilight summer ritual: sipping rose or pastis while scoping the moored ships to see who might step off.

For diners interested in seafood, the hot table is the new portside restaurant L'Escale, one of the few places you can still see Bardot (in the form of huge photos from the 1960s). For those interested in eye candy, there's the even hotter Villa Romana, a sort of Playboy Mansion with risotto. It's the type of place whose print ads trumpet the names of stars who eat there -- Swedish royalty, George Clooney, Vin Diesel -- without one word about the cuisine.

In an overdecorated bachelor-pad environment of leopard-print cushions and gilt columns, I watch as crowds of aspiring Hugh Hefners and their female entourages ogle a procession of suspiciously buxom models in skin-tight outfits -- another St.-Tropez "fashion show" -- who strut around to pop and techno music. The DJ selects "You're Sixteen (You're Beautiful and You're Mine)" while an emcee in pirate regalia works the excited crowd of preclubbers, chatting up some faux-blond ladies and outfitting them with huge hats saying things like "Bad Girl."

My waiter informs me that tonight is "kind of slow."

Where partying is concerned, St.-Tropez has set the bar in the stratosphere. A week earlier, the week that produced the staggering pronouncements of La Tribune de St.-Tropez, the mythic night life scene was "tranquil," as one club manager told me. In other words, the clubs were completely crazy with champagne and dancing until 5 a.m., but no top-flight stars joined the fray.

At Papagayo, a portside dance club where Bruce Willis, Bono and Diddy like to stop in, the void of boldface names had been quickly filled by three gilded youths who commandeered the VIP area and began drinking Cristal through straws as they and their dates danced around a stripper's pole.

"This was me last night," said a floppy-haired German business student named Kaspar, proudly showing a cell phone photo of himself comatose under empty Cristal bottles. He estimated the evening would cost his trio a thousand euros, well down from the 3,000 they were spending nightly in 2004. "Global economic downturn," he explained.

On this Saturday night, however, macroeconomic concerns wind up doing little to dampen the head-spinning outlays at Les Caves du Roy, St.-Tropez's premier den of iniquity for conspicuous consumers on eight-figure salaries.

"Ladies and gentlemen. White Gold!" shouts the DJ, a balding, 40ish mountain of a man named Jack E., whose booth beams with photos of him mugging with Magic Johnson, Jack Nicholson and Donatella Versace. The dense crowd of what the French call "les beautiful people" erupts in cheers at the much-hoped-for moment.

Under the flash of electric palm trees and giant mirror balls that have graced the Las Vegas casino-like club since its inception in the 1970s, a waiter crosses the carpet with a silver ice bucket shooting off sparks. As it's delivered to an unseen client in the crowded VIP area, an ocean of bodies with Dolce & Gabbana belt buckles and hockey-puck-size watches pauses to behold the breathtaking event: Someone has decided not to let some petty economic downturn stop him from shelling out nearly $15,000 on a limited-edition bottle of 1995 Dom Perignon, which indeed comes clad in white-gold wrapping.

The crowd hoists $30 bottles of Corona beer and modest $320 bottles of Veuve Clicquot in boisterous salute. On the dance floor, a tiny gyrating woman sports a white T-shirt with a message that could be St.-Tropez's motto: Luxe Is Not Dead.

Then, in the mayhem, a much-photographed British tabloid duo plants itself behind a center table. The woman, a sexy brunette from a once-mighty pop group, grabs a fat cigar from the mouth of her husband, a soccer god, and begins to gyrate ostentatiously and swing her fist to AC / DC's "Highway to Hell" as she puffs the orange-glowing log. Stoli and Coke are brought to the table. Throngs of admirers press together for a glimpse.

"Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. Beckham," Jack E. says cheekily into his microphone, ending any charade of their remaining incognito as gapers and glad-handers surround the pair.

"And good morning, St.-Tropez!"

When you go

Getting there:

Nice (about 60 miles away) has the nearest international airport to St.-Tropez. BWI and Washington airports offer connecting service to Nice.

Getting from Nice to St.-Tropez, however, can be a chore, as there is no train service, no direct bus and nightmarish summer traffic that can turn the trip into a four-hour crawl by car. The quickest, and priciest, route between Nice and St.-Tropez is by helicopter.

Heli Air Monaco (www. does the 20-minute flight from the Nice airport for up to five people for $924; prices at $1.23 to the euro.

The slowest, and cheapest, option is to take Beltrame bus line ( to San Rafael ($20), and then catch a Sodetrav bus ( to St.-Tropez ($11).

Staying there: Room rates are for high season and are based on double occupancy.

Hotel Sube, 15, quai de Suffren

33-4 94-97-30-04

St.-Tropez's oldest hotel is in the heart of the port and contains a popular nautical-themed bar with excellent harbor views. Rooms from $172.

Hotel des Lices, Avenue Grangeon

33-4 94-97-28-28

Steps from St.-Tropez's central square, the Place des Lices, the hotel has a lovely pool and a pleasant, underused bar. From $176.

La Maison Blanche, Places des Lices

33-4 94-97-52-66


An intimate boutique hotel with stylish modern design (lots of right angles and white surfaces, as per the name) and popular preclubbing patio bar. From $272.

Dining there:

Villa Romana, Chemin des Conquettes

33-4 94-97-15-50

The Italian cooking is just above average, but the gaudy Playboy Mansion vibe and "fashion show" of scantily clad women draws celebrities, tycoons and would-be tycoons by the yachtful. Two can have a three-course meal, without wine, for around $150.

L'Escale, 9, quai Jean Jaures

33-4 94-97-00-63

A stylish, newly opened seafood restaurant that's already one of the hottest tables in town. The sand floor and Brigitte Bardot photos pay homage to St.-Tropez's big draws, and the huge grilled Mediterranean prawns eat like beefsteaks of the sea. Dinner for two, without wine, runs about $185.

Spoon Byblos, Avenue du Marechal Foch

33-4 94-56-68-20

Operated by the international celebrity chef Alain Ducasse, this slick indoor-outdoor restaurant does a clever pastiche of international dishes, from ceviche to shrimp ravioli to Moroccan tagines. Two people can eat three courses for around $160, without wine.

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