Wen Ho Lee 1, FBI 0.
Cheer up. Any oil that OPEC witholds today will still be available tomorrow.
Shsh. 10.3 million gallons of our sewage is missing. Don't tell and no one will find out.
Now it can be told: Violence sells.
There was Hoosier Madness before Bobby Knight, and will be long after.
Pete Sampras is history!