It will take a wizard to bring down the Baltimore homicide rate. That's why everyone is reading "Martin O'Malley and the Goblet of Fire."
Pat Buchanan is a hero preserving the two-party system. He will single-handedly slay the Reform Party.
The Baltimore County housing boom continues. Dutch needs a thousand new jail beds.
Never mind the genome. Most of us don't even know what a double helix is.