S'long, Elian, y'all come back, y'heah?
If the learned justices cannot agree about the late-term abortion, why should the rest of us?
Giving Baltimore city School Superintendent Russo a four-year contract is as optimistic as the Orioles in 1998 giving Designated Closer Timlin the same.
Should attendance become a problem, the club could always retire Cal and hire Anna Kournikova to play third base.