"Where's my cereal?" "Where's my lunch?" "Where are the car keys?
"Is the carpool here already?"
"Where's the dog?"
If that sounds like an ordinary morning in your household, Nellie O'Brien has one word for you:
Well, duuuh, you already knew that. But how can you be expected to remember where every little item is when there are so many more important things on your mind?
O'Brien, a food storage and organization specialist, doesn't want to organize your thoughts: She wants to organize your life, starting with the kitchen. So you don't have to think when you reach for the cereal or the flour or the dog food.
Now that the holidays are approaching, organization is even more important. Big meals can mean big headaches -- say, if you've lost the can of cranberry sauce or have no room in the fridge for turkey leftovers.
To prove her point, O'Brien took on the kitchen of Jack and Mimi Egas, both 35, who have a house in Federal Hill, and two daughters, Tess, 3 1/2, and Mackenna, 15 months. The Egases both commute daily to Washington, where he works in computers and she works for the Food and Drug Administration. They have daily child care, but mornings can be chaotic.
When O'Brien and an assistant showed up one afternoon at the Egases, some chaos was already evident. Mimi was out of town, and Jack was leaving the next day. Mimi's parents, Bert and Evie Garcia, had come to take the children back to the Eastern Shore with them for the weekend. The kids were both sleepy and hungry.
O'Brien headed resolutely for the kitchen, a long galley space at the back of the house. She opened the first cabinet she came to and peered in. "This doesn't look too bad, Jack," she said. "There are still a few 'clutter crimes.' We're going to take one cabinet at a time, so it's not overwhelming. I'm going to need your input."
"OK, I'm game," Egas said.
O'Brien asked a few questions about how the Egases use the kitchen. They both cook, as it turns out, and they like a variety of ethnic cuisines (Mimi Egas' father was born in the Philippines). They really like pasta, in all forms.
The trick to organizing, O'Brien said, is to set up centers, or stations, where all foods of a similar variety are stored.
"The three biggies," she said, "are a place for pasta and grains, a place for snacks and cereal, and a place for baking supplies." In addition, it's good to have a place for spices and a place for canned goods.
After some discussion, Egas chose the cupboard O'Brien had first opened for pasta and grains, and a tall pantry unit on the opposite side of the room for both snacks and cereal and baking materials.
"What we're going to do," O'Brien said, "is empty everything out -- one cabinet at a time."
As she began taking things out and placing them on the counter, she pointed out "clutter crimes:" A jar of paint ("Just what you want with your food") and some cellophane bags partially filled with chocolate sprinkles and other cake decorations.
The packets, she said, besides taking up space, are "just waiting to fall down" when someone opens the cabinet. Other clutter crimes are dumping small stuff at the back of a cabinet where it gets lost ("That's a big key: You have to be able to see everything") and keeping boxes when they're half-empty of cereal or only have, say, two snack bars left -- a real waste of space, according to O'Brien. Leaking packages and sticky jars (in Egas' case, of sugar and honey) are messy and can attract bugs. Bagged snack foods, such as chips and crackers, are hard to seal once they're opened and quickly lose freshness, O'Brien said. They'll last longer in containers.
To Egas' surprise, O'Brien gathered all the pasta items from the cabinet and began opening the boxes and packets and putting the contents into coordinated, stackable plastic storage containers. "You're even taking out the ramen?" he asked.
"Absolutely. What people don't realize," O'Brien said, "is that most bugs coming into your home aren't after the food -- what they're after is the paste and glue in the boxes and labels. You should not keep the boxes."
"How do you know what's in the containers?" Egas asks.
O'Brien points out that most containers have transparent front panels, so you can see the contents, but she also has printed labels. Where a package label is important -- the cooking instructions, for instance -- she neatly cuts that part out and tucks it inside the container.
It must be noted that O'Brien lends her organizing expertise to Tupperware, the huge direct merchant of storage containers and other housewares, as a consultant, so she has a vested interest in having people use containers. Boxes, which arrived at the Egases earlier in the day, contained sets of Tupperware's Modular Mates food-storage containers, along with some FridgeSmart vegetable containers, and a few Rock'N Serve containers, which can go from freezer to microwave to table, and other items.
Although the new designs are nice, it isn't necessary to have a ton of Tupperware to organize your kitchen. You may already have enough containers; it's just a matter of putting them to proper use.
At this point, you may be thinking: Get a life, lady! However, even if the organizing is a nuisance, ideally you'll only have to do it once.
"What one or two or three things do you want more of in your life?" O'Brien asked Egas. When he hesitated, everyone else in the room said, "Time!"
"That's usually No. 1," O'Brien said. "People want more time. If you're organized, you're going to save time. Once you have a system, you know where everything is, and you don't have to waste time looking.
"The second thing most people want is money," O'Brien continued. Eliminating wasted space and reducing the amount of food that's wasted (because it can't be seen, found and used), will add up to more money in your pocket, O'Brien said. "And what would you want less of in your life?"
"Trash," Egas said, to general laughter.
"The answer I usually get is 'stress' and 'weight,'" O'Brien said. Reducing clutter reduces stress, she said, and making it easier to cook reduces the tendency to grab a high-calorie frozen dinner, stop at a fast-food place, or order a pizza.
"The kitchen is a good place to start to get your whole life in order," O'Brien said. It's easy to do -- one space at a time -- and it's easy to see the results. Once you understand the principles of gathering like things together and putting smaller objects (in a bedroom, for instance, sweaters, shoes, belts or scarves) into containers, it's easy to organize the whole house, she said.
Of course, having done the organizing, in order for it to help, you need to keep it up. A week after O'Brien's visit, Jack Egas reports that the system is "definitely more useful. It's hard to tell about the time-saving so far, but it must be better just because you know where everything is."
Mimi Egas, back from a business trip, said the kitchen organization is great. "I'm not the orderly one, but I'm going to try to turn over a new leaf."
10 Things You Probably Didn't Know About Tupperware*
1. Tupperware is named after Earl Silas Tupper, an amateur inventor, around 1942. A Utopian thinker, Tupper saw Tupperware as part of a process in which science, technology and commerce would give society classless abundance.
2. Tupper also invented colored knitting needles (to match the item being knitted); a dish rack with a removable drain pan, a "corset with cross muscles," and celluloid nail designs that factory workers and shop girls could apply themselves.
3. The Tupperware party was developed in the early 1950s by Detroit housewife Brownie Wise as an improvement on the door-to-door selling method she had been using to pay her son's medical bills. Tupper was so impressed by her sales figures that he discontinued retail sales to rely entirely on home selling.
4. Brownie Wise became rich and famous from her Tupperware efforts. She wore stylish clothing, drove a pink Cadillac and had a pink canary named "Mr. Crosby."
5. In 1951, Tupper appointed Wise, a woman with no business qualifications beyond her entrepreneurial spirit, head of distribution for the company. In 1958, annoyed by her expensive showmanship and an autobiography that seemed to take credit for Tupperware's success, Tupper fired her.
6. Everyone doesn't love Tupperware: In a 1958 study, author ("Suburbia: Its People and Their Politics") and political scientist Robert C. Wood contended "rather than adding decoration to products, Tupperware added a ritual, the party, which helped new suburbanites deal with the insecurity and loneliness that was part of their pioneering lives."
7. A Tupperware party takes place somewhere in the world every 2.5 seconds.
8. Tupperware went global in the Sixties. By 1965, Japanese women were buying twice as much Tupperware as their American counterparts.
9. Tupper sold the Tupperware company to Rexall Drug Co. (now Dart Industries) in 1958 for $16 million. He died in 1983 at 76.
10. Tupperware no longer burps when fully sealed. "It whispers," says a company spokesman.
* From "Tupperware: The Promise of Plastic in 1950s America," by Alison J. Clark (Smithsonian Institution Press, 1999, $24)
Note: To find a Tupperware distributor in your area, call 800-858-7221, or look at the Web site at www.tupperware.com. -- Karol V. Menzie