Policy-makers! Bomb: A. everybody B. nobody C. somebody D. anybody. Choose one.
Hillary Clinton for mayor of Ballmer!
After bottling tap water for sale, City Council can bag and market our fragrant Ballmer air.
Cheer up. This is the year Albert Belle will hit 62 home runs.
The gun industry sells to decent folk, which it can do only if the bad guys already have them. Ergo, sell to the good guys first.
Pub Date: 2/24/99